You're banned! (for fake reasons, not for real)

@BeachesAreGreat said in #300:
> You are banned for including two reasons for banning me
You are banned for not banning the user above you.

@BeachesAreGreat said in #300:
> You are banned for including two reasons for banning me

You are banned for posting the 300-post milestone.

@ThePracticeGuy said in #302:
> You are banned for posting the 300-post milestone.

you are banned because your post number is a composite number and not a prime number

@BeachesAreGreat said in #303:
> you are banned because your post number is a composite number and not a prime number
You are banned for including maths here

@BeachesAreGreat said in #300:
> You are banned for including two reasons for banning me
You are banned for posting the 300th post

@Rainbow_Pink_Lover said in #304:
> You are banned for including maths here
You are banned for insulting the holy art of maths.

@NotRealWasTaken said in #306:
> You are banned for insulting the holy art of maths.
You are banned for not understanding that i used that reason for banning him

@NotRealWasTaken said in #305:
> You are banned for posting the 300th post

You are banned for banning a post which I already banned.

@ThePracticeGuy said in #308:
> You are banned for banning a post which I already banned.
You are banned for not banning me for a long time

@Rainbow_Pink_Lover said in #309:
> You are banned for not banning me for a long time

You are banned for wanting me to ban you.