You're banned! (for fake reasons, not for real)

I am banned for posting the 290th post

I am banned for posting the post that started this post

@NotRealWasTaken said in #292:
> I am banned for posting the post that started this post
I am banned for posting a post relating to #291

You are banned for banning yourself 3 times in a row

I am banned for posting 4 times in a row

@sAnDrAiSgOod said in #294:
> You are banned for banning yourself 3 times in a row
You are banned for incorrectly posting what i was about to post

Everyone else is banned for not banning themselves 5 times

@NotRealWasTaken said in #297:
> Everyone else is banned for not banning themselves 5 times

You are banned for talking in ways that I don't understand.

@BeachesAreGreat said in #298:
> You are banned for talking in ways that I don't understand.
You are banned for not understanding those ways and for replying after 2 hours

You are banned for including two reasons for banning me