Tell me a joke

Knock knock!

Who is it?

Knock knock!

Who is it?

Knock knock!

Who is it?

Knock knock!

Who is it?

I ALREADY TOLD YOU IT'S KNOCK KNOCK!

OK :)
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Hey Shadow, you've seen my watch?

Yes, Rick Astley.

OK, where?

Plenty of places, like your bag, your room, your car, your~

I meant today!

Oh, OK. Then why didn’t you just say that?

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Hi, humans. We’re the ‘Lichess VS Chess.com threads’ & we’re immortal!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ai8nJRuMXE&feature=emb_title

You’ll never be rid of us!
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Hey Shadow, do you know of a shortcut to success?

Well, Rick, I have good & bad news: The good news is that I know of a shortcut to success; the bad news is that I lied when I wrote 'I know of a shortcut to success' :)

what do you call a magic dog?

A labracadabrador.

What did Dory order from McDonald's?
The Big MacKerel!

Joke

A park ranger noticed several ten-dollar bills scattered along a trail. The ranger decided to follow them and came upon a visitor throwing a ten-dollar bill at a deer.

"What are you doing?" asked the ranger.

"What does it look like?" replied the visitor. "I'm giving the wildlife ten dollars like your sign said I could."

"There's no sign saying that," protested the ranger.

The visitor said, "Yes there is. It says, 'Do not give food to the wildlife. $10 fine.'"

(credit to siri)

1) Teacher : What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
Student : A can't opener
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lol why are u asking for jokes??? just come near me, and u will be laughing lol!!! I'm laughing gas!!! N2O

And btw which type of egg are u going to give to the person with the most laughs??? chicken? duck? crow?

And have a good time in the bathroom!!!

2) Knock knock!
Who's there
a cow
what!?! why are you doi...
moooo

hey do you want to see a joke? look in the mirror