I pledge to DONATE $5,000.00 to Lichess.org if anyone that can beat CUOO 10 games straight in 1-0-n

Bal thx but the chall is 10,000, thx for the respect, as for IM Strategy, there is no hate nor anger, just fun, as for showing me something, i'm fully capable of holding my own v anyone 2500 or less on here no doubt, i will make a you a deal, ill pledge 5 bucks to start, play me 5 if you win ill give another 25, get to 10 straight, ill do another 25 thats proof i will pay, i want to give this site big money bc it is better for all of us, you and i are not enemies just to clear that up, Cuoo is one of best real-life friends and he originally had a 1:30 to 1:00 with on another site, i kept abusing him verbally while playing, so he reneged, so i want him off this site - we are still brother but 500 games to 1 he is a mouse racer, the last game i won was a mercy f**k bc my mom passed (look at it)-----take my challenge v myself as outlined above sir to see if i am real and if you are-god bless

FYI- I took the challenge, 10 games, 10 wins. In only 2 of them he survived past move 25 with an equal position. But having 20 vs 40 seconds he soon crumbled. So everything went as any reasonable player would expect. Did not know what I had to prove there. Bliss the holy ignorance since I don't see myself as god, but simply as an International Master.
I am happy having provided you 10 happy games. Even if I have 0 respect for you as a player, I still apreciate you having donated money to Lichess. And it does not even matter whether you will donate 10k, or just 50 more, in any case you already donated more than I did and that I cannot deny

you did win..the games, but i think you take an IM tag way too seriously...that and a dollar will give you a dollar,...........................the real bet i had with cuoo was...i could get an IM to play me 10 games straight for whatever reason......see.......did i really lose???? lol thx for your support you idiot lol

that's chess son-keep moving pieces and i'll move minds

So, I didn't read any of this (too long). Can someone let me know if lichess should be expecting a 4-digits donation?

No @thibault

I think the OP was meming.

@thibault I can't really understand these people but I'm pretty sure you won't be. I think by @BrooklynDonnie last comment he is saying that he was never going to give a donation that large, he just wanted to play an IM for 10 games, he lost all 10, but he's saying he... learnt? I don't know how that's possible since they were bullet games but oh well.

Feels like all these comments were rushed (a bit like mine) and it's impossible to understand a sentence.

@thibault What I mean is that I think he had a bet with ccuu that he could play a good player for 10 games no matter the reason, and he did?

What in the name of lying is going on here? Blocking this guy out of principle. Lying about donating to a site that runs on donations is a trash-tier tactic.

@thibault in short:
This guy, which I assumed has either a brain, or a good will, or any chance to donate money to you, promised to donate money to your site, if I should beat him (55$ that is). Trash talking amongst the lines.
I did play him, I did beat him, all he did was make fun of me (during private chat and after the game). Then he blocked me and basicly scumed everything out of it.

I wish you could punish him someway. I regret not the 10 bullet games, but the talking to him, in hope that he could spent the money he is willing to donate meaningfull and eficiently. But all that was a lie and scum to begin with. This is a free site and you cannot kick people, but can you at least perma-chatban for this behaviour?

For reference, that were his messages to me:
"please read the forum let's get the site some money as i hear its lagging in finances, just trying to keep site alive for the next few years, you sir make compelling arguments but public chats make the site more exciting-please be a gentleman as i see you are no doubt there sir and keep this man to man, i want to make cash prizes but people steal and cheat for money so just trying to support-god bless"

"doubts.... f***k your doubts and your elo and all that bullsh*t"

"lets play then and we will end this --lichess wins"

then he lost and was gone with
"u spent 15,000 hrs on getting an IM tag lol"